I am born for the swinging lifestyle, but I live in central Maine.
I dream of sex with multiple partners, but I live in the middle of conservativeland.
I am in an open marriage, but my wife doesn’t want to go to swingers parties.
I look up swingers parties, but they don’t take single men.
It’s like there’s a magic word you have to know to get into the swinging lifestyle, and I don’t know it. Open Sesame?
There are so many people out there fucking each others’ brains out, while I sit at home (I have sex often with my wife, but it’s not the same).
I feel left out.
In Boston there are sex parties. Why not in Bangor, Maine?
If only …
I want to start a sex party here in central Maine.
I can’t do it alone. Obviously.
If you are interested, email me. There will be screening. All sex will be safe. and anonymous, in a nice hotel suite.
Seriously, contact me: firstname.lastname@example.org
A proper gender ratio will be maintained.