If you’ve ever looked up swingers groups, they all have a description that goes something like this:

“A community of couples and single females…”

I’m in an open marriage, but my wife hates the idea of going to a swingers club. She would have been my ticket in. Without her, I can’t go. They don’t accept single males.

It smacks of discrimination to me. I began to wonder who came up with that policy — probably the lucky bastards who organize the club. Like me, they’re straight and looking for all the extra pussy they can get. It’s understandable.

You know, if they did let men come alone it would probably end up as a sausage fest. Yuck.