I was a good christian kid. Not perfect, but good most of the time. The one thing I always wanted, however, was sex. Christians have a real problem with sex. It’s so natural. What’s their problem? It’s not my problem anymore. I don’t believe in God. I do believe in sex.

Man was I repressed. They had me thinking that every sexual thought could send me to hell. What baloney. Thousands of years ago, some prick with a brick up his ass laid down the law for those who came after him. Dude mindfucked the lot of us. Religious people (for the most part) were mindfucked before the age of reason.

I was a good christian kid for way too long. It’s so hard to get out of a cult. You in a cult? If you are, they own yo ass.